7/21/2023 0 Comments Young mc bust a move![]() Aside from rhyming, what does “thinkin’” have to do with “blinkin’” and why does the former lead to the latter?Ĥ9. What kind of bullshit wedding is this, Young MC?Ĥ8. How did Larry the cipher-wretch find a bride?Ĥ7. What are we to glean about Harry, Larry, their relationship, and the state of wedding planning if we’re asked to be there “if we can”?Ĥ6. Or is Larry completely bereft of friends and so must borrow his brother’s as though this friend, me, was a comb or necktie?Ĥ5. WHY DO YOU NEVER EXPLAIN THE LARRY- HARRY RIFT THAT IS STRONG ENOUGH TO TEAR BROTHERS ASUNDER WHILE STILL ALLOWING HARRY’S BEST FRIEND TO BE LARRY’S BEST MAN?Ĥ4. WHY ISN’T HARRY, THE GROOM’S BROTHER, THE BEST MAN?Ĥ3. WHY AM I THE BEST MAN IN LARRY’S WEDDING WHEN THE ONLY WAY I KNOW LARRY IS THROUGH MY BEST FRIEND HARRY?Ĥ2. By the time we get to the controversial Harry/Larry verse, have you given up on addressing “all the fellas” and zeroed in on one person (perhaps yourself) who is presented with these oddly specific uncomfortable scenarios?Ĥ1. How are we, the fellas, supposed to break it down when you presented this song as a fully formed product you were giving to us?Ĥ0. Or are we to glean a sexual proposition here?ģ6. When a girl on the beach “runs up with something to prove,” does “bust a move” mean to run away and seek safety because that girl sounds dangerous because who does that?ģ3. So are moves good or bad or does it depend on whether one makes or busts said moves?ģ2. Are you aware of the concept of words having specific meanings?ģ1. Is making a move different than busting one?ģ0. ![]() In verse three, when you relate the experience of making a move and a pretty lady saying no way after said move is made, what are we to do with this information?Ģ9. Or by having that vocal part performed by a woman, are you merely telling yourself what you want to hear about satisfaction being a mere busted move away?Ģ8. Is your chorus saying that if I want something, I can get that thing by move-busting?Ģ3. Seeing as the move busted at the theater is not a dance move, as was the case earlier, but rather making out (…?), how are we to know what sort of move is to be busted in any given scenario and perhaps you should purchase a thesaurus?Ģ2. In regard to the vignette where one of us fellas goes to a movie alone, sees a yellow-clad woman seated in the same row, and the yellow-clad woman says “come sit next to me you fine fellow” and then a move is prescribed to be busted, what should I take for the headache accrued from trying to absorb your weirdo nonsense word pile?Ģ1. When you got older, did you think of changing your name to Sexually Mature MC or did you correctly determine that such a renaming would be grody?Ģ0. Had you ever experienced sex at the time you wrote this song?ġ9. If it’s mere metaphor, do you think one can die from celibacy?ġ8. Do you think ropes are alive and have genitalia and sexual urges?ġ7. Is a celibate rope a rope that is not sexually active?ġ6. Thanks for the dollop of suicide prevention, but what is this celibate rope from which you caution against hanging ourselves?ġ5. ![]() Have you been psychologically tested, Young MC?ġ2. Have you always been this tone deaf regarding the reading of social cues and the appropriate time to bust a move?ġ1. By calling us “fatso,” do you really think you’re helping the fellas’ situation vis-à-vis the aforementioned gawked-at girl?ġ0. Do you think dancing with a pants-split partner will delight the gawked-at girl?ĩ. Are you saying that it is a good idea for us fellas to dance after eating to the point where we done split our pants?Ĩ. Are you exaggerating just how high-class your luncheons are, Young MC?ħ. Why are people dancing at a high-class luncheon?Ħ. If “Poindexter” busts a move to the chick whom he wishes to “sex”(?!), would he not be conducting himself in an over-zealous way and thus leave himself vulnerable to shooting down, as referenced earlier?ĥ. Is “Poindexter” standing against the wall a reference to the deliberate obfuscation of Reagan administration official John Poindexter in the Iran-Contra affair? If so, good job.Ĥ. Are you using “smarty” ironically when suggesting party attendance or are you saying it’s wise to eschew figuring out what the ladies are saying?ģ. Do you think maybe us fellas are running into trouble precisely because we’re trying to do what those ladies tell us instead of simply being ourselves and if so does your impending advice screed have a built-in fallacy that renders it inoperable?Ģ.
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